My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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