The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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