she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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