I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Sober January is a disaster.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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