i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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