Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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