so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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