Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
false alarm, still single
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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