the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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