Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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