I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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