his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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