It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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