I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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