We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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