She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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