i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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