Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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