He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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I just found puke in my bra..
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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