Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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