Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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