he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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