I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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