You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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