I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You work out of a Hotel?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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