actually, I'm a sock model
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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