U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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