whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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