she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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