kristin has been a bad kristin
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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