have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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