My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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