her vagine was all disorganized.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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The cougar kind?
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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