It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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