I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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