im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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