some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I fill condoms, not promises.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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