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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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