Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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