Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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