Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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