I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize