after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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