yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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