Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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