so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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