I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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