I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
We're hate flirting, damnit.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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