What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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