i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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